Mr. Hill was born sightless, white, and wrinkled. He has since gained sight and red hair, neither of which has helped him with the ladies. In 2008, the U.S. Department of Such Things determined that Mr. Hill has the largest untapped natural reserves of laziness in the country. He has recently been diagnosed with reverse narcolepsy, characterized by brief, sudden bouts of awareness. Firmly believes that Cage the Elephant will be as big as Nirvana. His participation in this blog is proof positive that you don’t have to be well liked to learn to read and write.
- Robin Goodfellow
- Vox Nihili
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